kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via chessieness)

ursamajorfashion:

zzbbtt:

ailurophilewithstyle:

having sun in my eyes makes me look SOOOO ANGRY OH MY

shirt and pants- asos
purse- aldo
shoes- new look

SHUT UP THIS IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE LOOK AHHHHHHHHH

PERFECT BABE!!!

(via stephaninnies)

Timestamp: 1409685493

ursamajorfashion:

zzbbtt:

ailurophilewithstyle:

having sun in my eyes makes me look SOOOO ANGRY OH MY

shirt and pants- asos
purse- aldo
shoes- new look

SHUT UP THIS IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE LOOK AHHHHHHHHH

PERFECT BABE!!!

(via stephaninnies)

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via spontanal)

nonprofit-whore:

princesskitsune:

I need to play this with nonprofit-whore

we would honestly die within 5 minutes of any episode 

(Source: nehamodi, via bloggrgrrrl)

Timestamp: 1409630346

nonprofit-whore:

princesskitsune:

I need to play this with nonprofit-whore

we would honestly die within 5 minutes of any episode 

(Source: nehamodi, via bloggrgrrrl)

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via spontanal)

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

(via spontanal)

Timestamp: 1409596155

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

(via spontanal)

(Source: barack-obottm, via pusssybow)

Timestamp: 1409552965

(Source: barack-obottm, via pusssybow)

dharmainitiativeswan:

sweet-gherkins:

OOTD: Overdressing for a Mid-Afternoon Film Dept. Function at Jackie O’s Edition

My makeup is fierce as fuck and this Akira necklace is basically a breastplate. I feel it’s important to come across as predatory as possible during a meet and greet. 

Love this!

(via fuckyeahchubbyfashion)

Timestamp: 1409552817

dharmainitiativeswan:

sweet-gherkins:

OOTD: Overdressing for a Mid-Afternoon Film Dept. Function at Jackie O’s Edition

My makeup is fierce as fuck and this Akira necklace is basically a breastplate. I feel it’s important to come across as predatory as possible during a meet and greet. 

Love this!

(via fuckyeahchubbyfashion)